Just watched porn on a 60 inch plasma screen TV... So that's where the clitoris is
RJ thinks I should put one of the muffins in my vagina. Good idea or bad idea?
I want you to come here and listen to her climax and then tell me how funny you think it is.
Today's face brought to you by last night's make-up.
I really hope that wasn't actually his first time. Because if my first time was anything like that I would NEVER have sex again.
i found two dead squirrels on my front step this morning.. do you think they have something to do with my missing phone?
Also, just almost microwaved cereal. Thank god mom is here to stop me.
You never cared about felonies while buying me alcohol from the little Asian woman across the street
Any man who has a face like that and a bike, deserves a vagina like yours permanently.
I have bad memories with every alcohol but we manage to work through the problems for the good of the relationship
We have hung out 5 times and only had sex 3 of those times. I'd call that friendship
Don't shower too much, need the shame to be fresh to get the best story
Thought for a game. Duck, Duck, Grey Goose. If you're tapped, you take a shot. Then proceed as normal.
No I don't. You owe me sex and cinnamon rolls.
Theres a free llama on craigslist. Are you in or are you in?
Randomize
