Come home. Im drunk and cutting my own hair. This is bad, i need you.
let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
There's nothing more uncomfortable than drifting into sexual fantasies on a roadtrip and realizing you have a boner with three other dudes in the car.
I just got asked if I have a rule for sleeping with people. Like they have to buy me dinner first etc...
On that note, do I have a rule?
i wish i could tell you the night didnt begin with me drinking alone
He walked me home last night across campus while i fed him pasta out of a solo cup at 3 am.
It wasn't random sex though, it was almost a relationship, built on lies and sex
If you're ever desperate for a guy's #, ask him to call your lost cell phone so you can find it. Some genius used that on me last night. FML
i wore a power symbol belly button ring just so i can drunkenly tell him that he turns me on. i dont care if it works i think its classy
I need vitamin water and Jesus :/
God dammit. My lube leaked all over my passport
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
Why is everyone giving me a hard time for drinking?!
Your in the library.
FYI there's a girl here with happy daddy written on her tits
party at the soccer house. crumbs in my sexy panties. can't. put. pieces. together.
Randomize
