But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
i just made out with my boyfriends father...and so did jess
i just got a Mexican deported. not sure how to feel.
I think he may have called me a bar rat, jokingly. I said i was but in a non-trashy way.
I thouht it was time to go to sleep and suddenly I was front row on brokeback mountain
Her life is proof that being a drunken slut will get you places.
I'm drinking Leinenkugel through a Red Vine. I'm not drunk. I'm just happy with my life so far.
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
The bottle of Jameson may have been a bit aggressive for a Sunday cookout.
you texted him "it's time for the no pants dance", please get your tubes tied.
Not entirely sure how I got drunk off 2 mimosas but here I am
The night they met I slept with both of them. Of course I'm best man.
I was really excited when I saw a billboard for neverbethirsty.org this morning. Then I realized it was for a church.
we cut you off when you started chasing with your slim fast shake
High school drama coach is wasted and wanted me to tell you that I’m good at flip cup and you should be very proud of me
Where the hell are you
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