there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
bitch so ugly she owes me an erection
opening your purse in class to grab a pen only to find dollar bills and pink fuzzy handcuffs instead...that's a cool feeling
We found her on a strangers doorstep chanting "I know someone will let me in" it took 2 of us to drag her to the car.
Because selling drugs to kids never goes out of business. We get older, they stay the same stupid.
I want to throw all of their shoes in the pool so I feel like there is some justice in the world
On my way to get pizza I followed a dog into Salvation Army where I was just hired
I'm pretty sure I imagined the dog... They still hired me
i hope you're proud of yourself! i just had to ask my boss to put ointment on the rugburn on my back. clothes hurt!
I actually feel a twinge of sadness recycling all of our handles... I feel like I'm throwing out some great memories or lack of them because we don't remember
I made a nest in his bed. I'm not leaving
He and I didn't so much date, as watch cartoons and go down on each other.
Clearly you need to take sleeping pills and put your phone in the toilet
it's 1043 pm. still havent changed out of the shirt i wore last night so at this point i figure i'll go for twosies.
I tried to fuck you in my bathroom while my parents were in the next room. I am a clusterfuck of fun.
I know you’re not my dad, but you’re someone dad. And you’re also like a second dad to me who I also send nudes to as well. Happy Father’s Day
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