She has a t-rex face on a stuart little body.
yesterday i saw a blind man guiding himself into a NYC tour bus... and i thought i waste money
last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
Just threw up my room service breakfast with my fake eyelashes and pearls still on.
She is a fish and this place is a barrel. I can play this game.
There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
I know its only noon but, Im too drunk to hold this baby...
i like him when i'm sober AND when i'm drunk.i've been searching for this my whole life
it's been dubbed the summer of antibiotics
Think about if the incredible hulk and king kong had a retarded baby. That's the sound she made in my ear the entire time I fucked her.
At one point I thought we were going to have to fuck our way out of their apartment
i think he spiked my sandwich with a viagra
Don't worry dude, I've created a sex logic bomb to stop that sort of thing.
We were 6 minutes into the movie before we realized the whole movie was spoken in Italian. That level of stupidly-ripped
Your bf is wearing nothing but a cape, I mean absolutely NOTHING but a cape. I know you said he looks like Thor but this is getting a bit ridiculous.
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