I may or may not be laying in bed naked watching The Nanny. Niles is so spunky.
there's only 1 girl at Mount St Mary that's a virgin. the Mary statue standing outside
He's the equivalent of a body pillow and a dildo. But still funny. We have good pillow talk.
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
What's the protocol when you drive the girl's head into the wall during sex and she starts to cry?
I'm in the "I'd rather have Carbs than Dick phase" part of my Life right now. YOU tell me how much Skinny Sex I'm having.
raced the clock twice to day to see if i could get off before my computer died and before i left for my noon bar crawl... win, win
lets go back to having secrets in our friendship
We picked up some guys dressed as shamrocks at taco bell. I will text you with further information.
i have a feeling i am the only one who can successfully pull off the "slutty kentucky derby" look.
I really care about you, but im still gonna have to make you pay for dinner from the pain and suffering in my knees and vagina.
I'm pretty sure I just gave myself third degree burns from punching my pizza.
Lesson learned:nothing good comes from an at home wax kit.
It was so small.
Tiny. Got to love sexting. Imagine finding out the old fashioned way.
He shit with the door open. I think that means we are in a realtionship.
Well, he was practically tripping over his dick to get to me so I'd say my new dress was successful
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