Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
I just bought condoms at Big Lots. please save this text so you can laugh at me in 9 months
The ratio of how much he pisses me off to how much sex i get just isnt working out for me
I have fruit by the foot roll-ups. I wonder if a man could tie them together and make an editable bra....
All I know is I was dancing to Shakira in his alley and I think rubbing my junk on his car door.
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
I was kind of torn between "Wow, this is awkward," and "Wow, my therapist is hung."
I have to sanitize my nipples and its just to cold in here for it to be ok
My mom is wine drunk and on painkillers. As invigorating as that conversation was, it was also a dark glimpse into my future
I'm the man of the house if we're referring to livers.
American Eric just peed on us from the second floor. Hes now very confused as to why his "toilet is yelling." Send help.
The cat be actin like a 2:30 am poop is the time to tell me all about her thoughts and fears in life. No bitch, this is definitely alone time.
So much Jack, so little girl.
on a campus of 30,000 people, i should not be able to see every single guy I've ever hooked up with at one party.
I fought off a bull with my bare hands while he went off to have sex with her against a wall. I’m more upset about the fact that no one is acknowledging what I did.
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