This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
Was it cool?
About as cool as only getting a handjob on your honeymoon.
I just jerked it so loud the neighbor banged on their floor. maybe my wife got the point
He was going nice and slow, then he yelled " BOONNEESTOORRMM!!!!!". I can't walk straight.
And I'm ok with his balls touching my ass
He had me saved in his phone as "Dick Socket". Lets see if I ever fuck him in a bathroom again.
At some point last night Lemondrops turned into me doing shots of vodka and eating sugar packets at the bar.
Hostess is going out of business we'll never survive the apocalypse
woke up in a random sweater in a random bed in a random house on a street I don't recognize..
also, I vaguely remember swapping shirts with some random guy on the dance floor.
Is it socially acceptable to be blind drunk at half five on a Monday afternoon?
Which pub are you in?
I went through my entire iTunes library and made a playlist called "Feelings". I have 7.5 hours of feelings.
I haven't had to masterbate since I started dating him over a year ago. I don't even know if I remember how and my vagina is calling.
I swear to God, if you have sex in my bed one more time you're gonna start paying rent
WHY DID HE INTRODUCE ME TO HIS MOM? CAN'T HE JUST HIDE ME LIKE EVERYONE ELSE I'VE EVER DATED?@!
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