he texted me telling him i gave him the clap. but i think he gave it to me and i gave it back to him
my clit piercing makes the metal detector go off
she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
I'm telling you the guy came in bought a box of condoms and all three of the chicks that came in behind him followed him to his car. I want his life
I realized it was a bad idea when I broke my collar bone
If I can't pick up a cat lady, I probably need to turn to Internet dating.
I probably looked like a mental patient. I had my IV in one hand and cup of pee in the other, swaying around with a dazed grin on my face. I love vicodin.
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
Really? And is this the kinda party we talked about earlier?
Yup. It's just me crying in a closet eating soup
I find it ironic...the gays are dying to get married & I just want a fucking divorce
He is really real. Like I know where he works, have referenced him with mutual fb friends and I've seen his dick. He's real.
i was the only bi girl at the frat party. i felt like the last cresent roll at thanksgiving
RESIST THE DICK
thats like telling me to resist drinking water. impossible.
I just threw up in front of a bunch of parents/prospective students while they were on a campus tour..awesome..
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
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