she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
He's got a southern drawl and a lisp. I'm getting mindfucked right now.
Just got a blowjob on the pier where my great-grandfather entered America.
Just watered mom's plants with leftover mixed drinks full of Bacardi Silver. I'm such a good daughter.
Thinking about adopting a 16 yr old here. Her name is Abby and she likes vodka. We've bonded. I need a sober driver n e ways...
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
New life rule, no banging opera singers. I might be a little deaf now
All together there was 318 cigarette butts in the pool... And my microwave.
Just saw a man downtown with a cat just riding on his shoulder like a furry parrot. He may be homeless, but I think he's your soul mate.
And then you refused to pee in anything but a sink
At some point he mentioned fried rice and take out... I don't think we know how sexting works
I mean we don't talk anymore but I still see him around wearing that sweater he stole from me after we had sex
just had a woman ask me to donate my eggs so that her baby could look like me. don't know whether to get a restraining order or be flattered. thoughts?
I just had to explain my bite marks to my allergy doctor when she gave me my shots...You're the best <3
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