no its okay don't call 911, she's alive. just stopped by her house and banged on her door. she said she turned her phone off because she "had to be alone with her shame and embarassment". typical.
I think "bars open christmas minneapolis" is the saddest google search i've ever done.
just ate frosted cheerios in coffee with some marshmellows. the college diet begins
My vag wants to play a game of hungry hungry hippos with your cock.
I wasn't sure if "you're even prettier in the dark" was a compliment. Hmm.
As you were leaving the bar you grabbed a table and when they stopped you, you said "Its cool i came in with this". They did not believe you.
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
Why can't I live in a world where my only 2 options are rum bikini hot tub party or masturbating?
Wrestling for my wallet turned into us almost having sex in the middle of the hallway
I had to ask. I mean when you get a snap chat of a nipple you have to ask who's it is.
it still weirds me out that Robin Thicke is Alan Thicke's son
This is random but I just wanted to thank you for all the things you taught me sexually in life.
Sorry I had sex in your backseat while everyone was in the car
It's quite alright. I found his shorts in my backseat, not sure what he was wearing when we dropped him off
Convinced if I was being murdered in my house no one would come and save me. If no one heard my 10000000 orgasms last night, there is no hope.
I have decided that I would still fuck Harrison Ford even though he is old as fuck now. Do you think it would kill him?
Most likely. But I bet he'd do a bang up job of it before he died.
He absolutely would.
Randomize
