are you still at the devil's house?
its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
THEY WONT LEYT ME IN AND I REALLY NEED SOME FRUIT
I'm eating cheerios out of the palm of my hand while I pee with the door open. Is this adulthood?
The bad news is tonight is also a blue moon, ergo, latin, I will have to get 'once in a blue moon' drunk which I feel is significantly more dangerous than IPO drunk
I went to the bathroom, came back, and my friend was sleeping leaning up against the stripper pole.
I can smell the sangria seeping out of my pores
I may or may not have pissed on my floor last night
Welcome to 22
Bouncer came into the bathrooms to tell us the old one-person-per-stall rule, realised it was two girls banging, and left us to it. Lesbiperks.
He took me home and by the time I woke up after catching up on sleep I realized I accidentally put on one of his fiances socks. whoops.
well I've taken an Uber to my weed dealers twice in the past 2 weeks so it's going well since I sold my car
I wish you could just Google "people I've had sex with" and they would all just come up
She's sent me the same nudes using the same gestures and positions... It's like she has a template for her sluty-ness
P.s. There are few things I love more than brand new mascara and you are one of them.
We haven't had hot water in our dorm all weekend. Do you know if there is any other way to wash off shame?
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