Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
Sorry for talking about super scientific shit so much last night, I know it bugs you sometimes when I don't shut up.
What? You sat on the couch for a solid 2 hours staring at your fingerprints and the only word that came out of your mouth was "how"
Sorry I had passed out by this time I think, with the chicken fingers ON my face in my bed, with all the lights on, and ketchup all over.
Am i fat?
Well i wouldnt let you on top
you came out with your cock in between the legs of a balloon animal. Maybe she'll think you have a sense of humor.
What kind of balloon animal was it?
You just sat there and yelled "I JUST WANT TO RUB MY NIPPLES"
Don't mind the bowl full of ashes in the sink. I meant to set that on fire.
I was just sitting on the ground alone in fetal position shivering and chewing on my hand when she found me. ecstasy was not my best idea.
Hes pre-made beer lollipops so he "can suck before the sex" QUOTE!
Everytime I get drunk I wake up hugging the bag of bagels from three months ago
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
I used his number to look up his customer information at work. He's no longer saved as Magic Penis in my phone.
Thanks for the bagel and the sex.
Dont care about too tired for sex, thank you for leaving your laser pointer. I have now determined both my cats are stupid.
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