From inside my college history class i see him waving his arms while holding a beer bong trying to get my attention
She really thought E.D. was a sexually position.
I think thanksgiving was created so we could all be thankful that we're still alive after the night before.
the first call I got in the morning was from visa fraud prevention so yeah it was one of those nights
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
The state of Wisconsin is just irresponsible for letting me buy this many fireworks
As long as you don't die I'm in full support of your drinking decisions
why is it ever time u get laid i end up having to clean something twice? you have no idea how hard it is to wash smugged ass cheeks off the counter
there not mine if that helps
They tried. Someone started to yell beer shower but he spun around and punched them in the mouth before they even finished saying beer. He's a fast little drunk.
just watched my roommates get stoned and jury rig a pulley system to pass the bowl back and forth across the room.
Well were gunna have to wash the couch cover now...maybe even the couch, soap or fire your decision
She just kept saying "bless your heart" to him while he cried because he came so fast. I think a Texas woman was just what he needed
Yeah, this dress is irreparably whorey. I've resigned myself to being a family scandal.
It's surprise blowjob week. You should be excited.
Come camping we have xanax and steaks
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