So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
please quote me on this- the only thing worse than being ugly is being ugly and thinking that you're pretty
He kept starring at my ass and repeating "Its Just a beautiful piece of artwork."
boyfriend # 1 is in the bathroom and boyfriend # 2 is ringing the doorbell need back up this is not a drill i repeat this is not a drill
I banged her roommate when she was gone. She came back with a chicken sandwich and a bj. Then she said " smells like my roommates vagina" I think I can get a threesome tonight
Okay, we really need to start training for the St Pattys parade. 48 hours of green beer won't end well if we don't prep ourselves. 2 week bender starts now
Had to belly crawl across the floor to the toilet with my eyes closed to puke my life out without making my hangover worse. Three times.
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
There is nothing wrong with watching parks and rec all day then getting blackout drunk by night
why is "bang the student affairs grad assistant" the third highest thing on your semester goals list
On a happier note, I can fit in my old shorts. Dope does have its perks
wanna see your best friend chug a bottle of steak sauce?
please go to sleep
There's a big difference between a penis and a toilet.
am drunk, naked, and blow drying cat. need adult supervision
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