im pretty sure i just saw someone trying to catch a fish with his penis
i sold my breathalizer so i could buy weed
alright she left, finally time to fart up the room
omg my older sister has been googling "how do I know if I've had an orgasm?" and "bj tips". the family laptop is not meant for this...
you yelled that ur labia majora was swollen at 3 am in the dorm hallway
I seriously think I have a tan line on my stomach from getting a boner while in the taning bed.
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
This is going to be the summer remembered forever as the giant 3 month long mushroom trip.
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
I'm in Burlington Coat Factory. This place'd be great if you were on E. There're so many textures...
I'm kinda hoping that if I rub the right object, a genie will come out
the saddest part is, this is not even the first time i've woken up in a shopping cart with a concussion.
you were yelling that somebody needed to take your bra off with such enthusiasm my first thought was that you were on fire.
Wait also totally unrelated but can horses sit down?
I just tried to picture one and I don't think they can cause I can't envision it
Call me something sexy & ethnic. Like jasmine. But mystical too. Like Mermaid Jasmine. And throw Glitter somewhere in there too.
All I did was call him a fucker when he took my pot. He didn't have to arrest me.
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