I'm 3 blocks south of you watching drag queens.
i was born a porn star she said
I hate to tell you this, but your sister reeks of whore.
imagine a blue Jetta with an ILLINOIS license plate that read JISLORD..... upon pondering it for 10minutes I came to the conclusion that J stood for JESUS and IF the license plate had enough room it would read "Jesus Is Lord"
Convinced the bartender that I'm a congressman. Free Drinks. God bless America.
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
someone left their shoes, a resume, and a pizza in the shower... i am actually speechless
i was on the fence about his sexual orientation until he referred to his marlboro loghts as "carrie bradshaws"
Yeah, half my ass was burnt and I was missing a shoe. I'm blaming you for the shoe.
P.s. remind me to tell you about the porno that Paul envisioned starring you. It's wizard of oz themed.
I'm sitting in front of a fan naked drinking Gatorade. Motherfucking hangover probs
He got up when I started trying to balance my wine glass on his head.
she walked in on me throwing up in the sink with my pants around my ankles and I said "i'll be with you in a sec"
Well he has a golden retriever set as his background so there's no way he was filming us having sex
I'd still fuck that
You'd fuck a dead moose
Quite possible
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