Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
No, I can't hang out with Dave because he already has a girlfriend. The one with the tatoos of cherries on her "cherry." Yeah, she doesn't really make me feel spectacularly comfortable.
Five things that make you perfect. Go.
The skin of a dead hooker. The blood of the innocent. The soul of a kitten. The hat from cat in the hat. And sunglasses.
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
you went up to him and asked if you could have "friend sex." He looked like a 7 year old on christmas morning
i stuck my finger in my ass and it felt weird. but you know. it should be different when a guy does it right?
Theres a dude at this concert at the urinal double fisting beers, taking drinks from both while simultaneously pissing euerywhere. He is my hero
Just woke up. Need to shower and fuck. Be there when I'm done disappointing. Should be 30.
He gave me an elaborately handwritten invite (on a bar coaster) back to his place and whispered in my ear 'i have ping pong'. And he said byob. fuck THAT.
I'm gonna be a few minutes late, some asshole just fell off the ferry so we had to stop.
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
Before getting out of the car, she said "Thanks for getting me off." I like how polite she is.
I have this theory that your highest awareness of how drunk you are is while you're sitting on a toilet
we were all too drunk to realize that the cat wasnt yours
And I hope you're not misinterpreting us fucking as me trying to win you back. The sex is good and girls have needs.
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