omg i forgot michael madsen was in free willy this is the most epic movement of my stoned life
I just don't know about this life anymore. Quite frankly I think I belong up there in the great blue, lounging on a cloud sippin tea with Jesus
Just bought koolaid for my vodka in a DARE shirt with my NES wallet. I'm everything I thought I'd be when I was 8.
Except even better, boobs get discounts.
For u too. Could be years before u have a finger in ur ass
I didn't think four grown drunk men could cuddle on a twin size bed, but we found a way.
Well I'm going to San Francisco next weekend for pride. I'm sure I'll end up drunk and on a beach at some point.
Got hit on by the cable guy. Solid 9. Think Orlando Bloom with a glorious curly mullet.
So, what my linguistics project should really be called is "I happen to sleep/makeout with a lot of bilinguals and am now using them to help me graduate"
I was chasing moonshine with vodka last night. I'm still not sure how I'm sober right now.
McDonald's and a car nap. I feel kinda human
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
I am witnessing a blind guy whip ass at beer pong
Dude, someone puked in my washing machine last night, I tried turning it on to clean it...not a good idea
Caitlin, you were laying in your bed feeding your dog ritz chips and singing a whole new world at 4am loud enough your neighbors came over an asked you to stop.
I love my life
Only you would make Mario Party a contact sport.
And you owe me a new pair of switch controllers.
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