he kept looking at my chin until i asked why, then he just said he was making sure his balls didnt leave a mark.
ice luge is my downfall...
...u mean upfall.
some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
Now i know why people get high. I sat in the same chair for about 3 hours and the only thing i worried about was how far away my chinese food was.
So I'm about to go to his house and have "I'm really sorry for cheating on you last night" sex
you came back at 4am in a suit jacket and a half eaten burrito...
Was rudely woken up by strangers at 4:15am. I was leaning against the stoplight at 9th
i just peed with my friends in your backyard... do you still live here
I'm confident that their children would come out as 100% authentic rats
Sexting Captain while emailing my eharmony match about my low key weekend is hard.
OMG I WAS JUST THINKING ABOUT HOW OUR FRIENDSHIP IS SO REAL BECAUSE I SHOW YOU DICK PICS AND WE LAUGH TOGETHER.
I guess I just don't understand how the two main issues with your ex involve a cock ring and a Christmas tree
You lost me at unexpected butt stuff. Everything else I would probably do.
It's only awkward the first ten minutes you realize it's not your house.
Been there. Done that. Still have his t-shirt.
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