i'm home, then i'll come over
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nvm.
shes trying to light up her bowl in front of the fan. everytime it blows it out she just gives it a dirty look.
Remember that crazy chick I've been ignoring and said I wouldn't bang her again? Can we start that again part today?
So, do you ever feel like EVERY SINGLE ONE OF YOUR FRIENDS IS INVOLVED IN A MASSIVE AND INTRICATE CONSPIRACY TO COCKBLOCK YOU AT ALL COSTS?
I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
Bad behavior is like a petri dish that grows organically In my heart
I smell like gasoline and adventure.
Yea. It was an issue. Great time though. Apparently I went through the coat check, put my coat on and forgot I had it so I tried to go through again and just didn't understand why thy weren't helping me. Dave coat checked his pants.
I really really need to have and out of body experience just so I can talk to myself about this shit that I'm doing with my life.
I am in the bathroom at work, pooing while eating pretzels. Hungover Fridays are in full effect
It hurts to hear and I can smell shapes.
I plan on blacking out and milking a cow
Do you think there are other mothers looking at porn in the carpool line?
I don't know. Seeing the vagina stretched out beyond normal proportions is like watching your favorite superhero die.
Let's just face it you're going to have an arrangement with your future wife your fuck me on Thursdays
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