Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
69 is so not fun when his penis is sporting a 70s hairstyle
I accidentally asked my mom for a blowjob because 'mom' and 'molly' are next to each other in my address book.
I love taking my adderall while im in class! As soon as I take the pill out everyone around me just stares in envy!
I'm not embarrassed about the lap dance. I'm embarrassed for the singing during.
She said she wanted to have closure sex.
Blood and glitter go together right?
I keep jumping up and down in front of the mirror naked. The only motivation I would be to stop and put clothes on is if you come over. Hurry.
I got frustrated so I just stood up and said take me to bed or lose me forever and banged the first guy who responded show me the way home. Thank you Top Gun.
I GOT THE PAPER IN AT 11:58
EAT MY ENTIRE ASS COM 101
I need to start a penis folder so I stop "accidentally" showing people my junk. On a side note- St. Pattys penis was a hit, four leaf clover and all.
You know what else? He didn't even get to see my butt. And my butt is really cute. Car sex is awful.
There's a Japanese guy here dressed as a Viking who just screamed "wats up cocksluts" and kicked a guy in the face. come get me out of here.
Is it weird I can only picture you in my heels naked?
Be proud; I'm a versatile boyfriend
I got confused. The music was loud, porn was playing, people were grinding, there were hand jobs.
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