He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
For the record I fully support drunken you in most social situations... Just not charity events.
Either I'm paranoid or I swear my parents rigged my house so you can never sneak in or have the munchies without being loud.
Stoned in some guys basement listening to ELO. it's like its 1978.
Finally had sex in the new kitchen. Burnt the hamburgers and hit myself in the face with the freezer door. Worth it.
Crowning achievement. I bought ranch dressing and emergency contraception.
The best part of the night was you shouting "I have to take the LSAT tomorrow" between shots of fireball.
You bring me burritos. Of course I text you during sex
To be fair I went my whole first week without showing up to work drunk!
The taste of regret at 8am, yup that taste is Jack Daniel's
I need your opinion, is it ACTUALLY sweet that a booty call offered to walk me home with an umbrella because it was raining, or is that just low standards?
Dude it's unhealthy how much I love vagina in my face
Sent. All. My. Texts. Like. This. Last. Night. Thank. You. Weed. Also. Had. A. Dream. About. A. Serial. Killer. That. Killed. Everyone. Except. Me. And.
You had blacked out Skype sex? Wow we live in the future
Shhh embrace your inner whore. Just embrace it.
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