He was like an evil genius with the clitoris. I don't stand a chance.
I think jizz is working it's way to becoming my number 1 food source.
Dude let's go to Saudi Arabia. They outlawed valentine's day. And probably love.
How do I put "special brownies" into Weight Watchers?
mid puke you looked up at me and asked if it was your turn to sing
who loves string cheese????? I LOVE STRING CHEESE!!!
you know...if you didn't give such great head little things like this would ruin our friends with benefits relationship.
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
Do you relize what downtown will be like this week? Like open season. But instead of deer its hot baseball players from all over the country that we'll never have to see again. I swear the college world series is a gift from god.
I ordered a VEGAN pizza, because it gets here the fastest, just so I could get a 2 litre of Coke. For my whiskey.
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
the only reason I'm still sleeping with him is to get the university's secure wifi password
Don't Richard Nixon her vagina
YOUR TO-DO SEX LIST CANNOT CONSIST ENTIRELY OF MY THREE BEST FRIENDS
and their significant others
AND THEIR SIGNIFICANT OTHERS
I rewired his car so that every time he hits the gas the horn and the OnStar turn on every time he hits the brake the panic alarm goes off.
So, I just found out Ireland, is #1 in binge drinking. I know its Sunday but this one is for America.
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