Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
you were grabbing cocks left and right
you literally grabbed sam's dick and said, "who's cock is this?!"
hey, can i borrow that thing you never use?
what?
your penis
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
Interestingly im still mad at you for the time we got high and you tried to hump me.
Lol thats a classic
oh my god i just remembered the cat blow jobs.
Also got home. Still stoned. Mom was up. We made a pizza and were writing a children's book. Sleep good.
he tried to give me his business card but gave me his health insurance card then realized it and offered to take me to the strip club
And by go well you mean everyone's hammered right?
Yupp. And someone's bleeding
Sorry for all the texts. I got wasted and woke up at the foot of a staircase. From what I can gather, I fell down it.
I'm curious as to what my outfit choices drunk me made for this weekend.
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
its like my accent is a device for a 100% chance of sex every time i leave the apartment. i love being english in this country.
But then our conversations are like black box recordings. Just the stuff you hear when the plane is going down
I just don't understand what you plan on accomplishing there except for losing all vestiges of post-freshman year dignity
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