Our house smells like week old pizza, beer cans, cigarettes, and depressing career tracks....get lysol.
I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
We fucked twice, I went to the bathroom to freshen up, and came back to him playing "Your Body is A Wonderland" on his guitar naked in my bed.
fuck. I just remembered I agreed to let you finger me last night for solely for "scientific purposes"
My fuck buddy took time out of his date with his girlfriend to text me happy Valentines Day.
my six pack is really starting to show since I started fucking everything that moves
Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
What a great world we live in when USPS can tell you that your drugs have been delivered.
How the fuck did you end up in a tree? With multiple people?
Of all the shitty people we associated with, you should be happy that I'm the one fucking your cousin. Sorry.
Apparently drinking in your car before going into a sales meeting is frowned upon. We are car sales men not doctors.
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
I am drunk and aggressive about the olympixs
It's spelled Olympics
I don’t understand his energy
What? Nice? Lmao
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