wouldve been great, if we lived in constant slow motion cause that shit lasted 30 seconds and half the time he was putting on the condom
ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
even my worst enemy doesn't deserve a bush like that
Who would have guessed that her hair would be so flammable
They broke our car window and then wrote "great night" on the next
You wrote me a check. For zero dollars. For my soul. Dick.
My tights ended up on the driveway folded neatly. Any ideas how that happened?
she stole my Timberlands and my Sublime shirt and left her heels and bra. this is war
i woke up in a bed of pop tarts
That's crazy. Wow that lady must be fucked up
Yeah I hope she's okay.
I'm still going to fuck her husband but I do hope she's okay.
I danced shirtless on a platform with a fucking stripper who went to MIT
He said that we couldn't refer to each other as brother and sister anymore cuz we were in no way related and he would love nothing more than to get naked with me.
Can you leave her a note saying "did you enjoy watching me fuck your roommate?"
I will.
Chasing shots with airborne.. Gonna get rid of my sickness and my soberness.
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