I didnt attack him, I heard I threw a chair at him- big difference. And you know Im not a creep so whatever
Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
Why did you take off so early
No more beer. And also. Threesome. Maybe. Ill let you know.
you mean i was at the winter classic?
lets make a pact to never make a pregnancy pact
Are you having sex right now? Or is the apt just swaying rhythmically on its own? Either way, awesome.
So I think before Superbowl weekend begins we should all take a look back on last year and learn from our pitfalls... AKA no touchdown shots and kitchen crying.
tonight were gonna drink champagne and watch girls put themselves in awkward position
nothing like going to the bathroom, running into the wall, thinking its a person and saying"its ok i just had the 4 beers" even the wall knew i was lying
I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
The worst part about being a grammar Nazi is all the porn I skip over because the titles are misspelled
The cop that got shot in the dick is here, let the entertainment begin.
You were on the train yelling, "THIS TRAIN NEEDS TO GO FASTER SO I CAN GO HAVE SEX WITH MY BOYFRIEND!!!"
This will never work. His dick is smaller than mine.
Wow. And yours is kind of small.
RIGHT?
The only thing I want for my birthday is a divorce from you.
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