We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
you kept say ridiculous things then repeating them in perfect classical latin. You are onee intelligent drunk
Just got blown whilst getting my high score on bejeweled blitz. There's still a month and a half left of summer and my bucket list is empty...
it took me 7 solid minutes to realize "egggGSaucetingf" meant "exhausting"
I just used cruise control in a 25 zone. When will this hangover end???
No. I want him to marry me so we can spend our lives together. I also want a to-scale model of his genitals to mount above my fireplace
Marking my student's "don't do drugs" posters while simultaneously texting my dealer, is this what being a grown up is like?
Just saw a midget on an elliptical. Epic.
YOU ARE THE WORST TRAVEL AGENT! THIS IS A SINGLES CRUSE FOR SENIORS. THEY ALL THINK IM THE FUCKING WAITRESS JUST CAUSE IM BLACK!!!
I wouldn't even cut tickets or put ppl in jail I'd just hand out punches to the mouth and Liam Neeson throat chops
I just walked out of the side door of the bar to come in the front door so no one would know I've been here drinking before our work meeting.
BTW, does Anne know that we used the lipstick she is currently wearing to was used to write the word "ASS" on my ass cheeks last night?
Are you sure you found YOUR underwear?
NO NINJA FIGHTING AT THE GAS STATION
Say thank you and give him a blowjob.
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