it was really awkward. it took him like like 2 minutes to realize who he was jacking off to. he stopped mid-stroke. such a small small world
i told you not to try chat roulette
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
this is no time to have dignity 4/20 is coming
you can SEE the outline of a pad through her jeans. there is no way
all im saying is that if he was a normal person, he would have fucked me by now.
Tis the season to puke in grandma's bathroom
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
Nothing like playing hide and seek with a state patrol officer early in the morning to get your heart rate up.
I have a high opinion of you, you smash bitches. Respect.
Eye drops are like seatbelts of being high. Think about it
learned the hard way that breakfast jack daniels is a lot stronger than lunch or dinner jack daniels.
This drink tastes like mosquito repellent.
He said 'I really struggle with the sin of lust' then we proceeded to have sex. So I guess it was a perfectly executed Catholic pick up line?
If dispatch calls for us tell them I'm having a significant emotional event in the restroom
The reason why I poison my organs is so that you guys can't sell them.
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