For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
watchout when you come home, dougs at the top of the stairs naked eating doritos
how should i feel about a person who brings a box of eggo waffles on the plane as a carry on?
Just went through campus. In the span of 2 min I saw 4 places I've had sex. And thats just down one street. Man do I miss college.
whatever buzz i had immediately ended when i saw her run through a sliding glass door
Pretty sure that molly fried my sinus infection away; i regret nothing
I think i was just meant to be a stripper. A ballerina stripper cat
Every time you visit for the weekend I end up having to bleach my entire house after.
It was only in the sobering silence of the wilderness on the mountain, after I was too tired to talk anymore and I also didn't want to tell Julian that we were lost, that I realized how super tripped out I had been the entire time...
I've been vomiting all day.
All day? It's 10am.
And here I thought that was one nut sack too many
Hey guys so who is Justin McGoo and why did I text him "fuck yooooouuu juuuustiiin mcgooo" at 12:06am on Thursday night?
One of the Mormon boys that comes to the door is really sexy and I always think 'I would absolutely destroy your faith'
hopefully I won't be diving through a thorn bush to escape an explosion this time
She tied me to the bed and did lines off my chest before sex. I’m going to put that on my bucket list just so I can cross it off
Randomize
