Is it bad that when I see babies I feel bad for them because its going to be forever until they are 21?
She's helping me study for the final by writing the vocab words all over her body.
A kid wearing a Batman belt buckle in my psych class just asked how people get pee fetishes. I'm too high for this.
def just vomited mimosa in the gym trashcan. i weigh less already so i say its been a solid workout.
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
I just want one of her status not to be about Jesus.
If I had that in my pants Omg I would want a shirt made so everyone knew
Okay. How did someone manage to piss on TOP of a urinal? What giant is roaming around with a prick five feet from the ground?
He looked like he was trying to woo a lady version of himself by playing goblin music on his guitar.
Someone had written "Boxmonsterette" on the bathroom wall and I just knew you'd been here.
Debating whether the Plan B I had this morning would go under breakfast or lunch in my food log.
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
I told my parents how nice the girl at the frogurt store was. I neglected to mention that I nearly lost my virginity to her via foursome.
He puked all over the side of the car and the head rest behind him...and then all he said was "America."
operation Bang Australian Boy = oh so successful
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