He seemed more like the type to get donkey punched by a she-male hooker to me
dude...i just woke up in ****'s bed!
doesn't he have a girlfriend???
yeah...who do you think woke us up...
With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
just saw a midget ride a motorized cooler into the liquor store. i'm gonna follow him home.
I hate nights where "I found my underwear" can be considered a victory.
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
I feel miserable and there's nutella all over my phone
I look like one classy bitch running in heels through my backyard while carrying a small dog and a large bottle of booze. How am I still single?
Seems like you've kicked summer 2012 off well.
I need to stop getting in the car with my dad when im rolling balls. I think he's starting to notice my eyes aren't usually completely pupil
I heard you coughing. Are you choking or smoking? And are you okay?
i guess i fuck people who own bucket hats so i can't talk shit
the guy next to you kind of looks like a penguin. i'm going to fuck him
This Asian instant coffee I found in ur kitchen is like crack. Who knew I could feel my heart beating in my asshole after one cup of this happiness.
she compared me favorably to her vibrator
which one?
100000% expect a picture of my ass in them
Randomize
