You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
When I asked if she spit or swallow she replied "I never learned how to spit"
how in the hell can u get pulled over when ur car is parked.
Get everyone out of their dorms and watch 3 girls do the walk of shame from my room.
i licked the inside of a toilet bowl for $14. i really can't talk about my night.
What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
I was really sad when you left and cried. And i don't know what a face promise is, but apparently i made you make one.
I'll throw in a blow job for your kind ways. Or another booty call. I'm poor and not very imaginative. This is all I have to offer- the unicorn like wonders of my vagina.
You were fucking on a porch at a party, not much privacy should be expected
another part of my inner child died when i emptied my crayon bank for dollar beer night.
I just had a vision of confetti exploding out of someone's vagina to the sound of air horns... I think that would be welcoming.
I like the way you think.
Either way, we will celebrate half Christmas the only way we can. Completely and irresponsibly wasted.
we shared soup. that is literally the extent of my romantic life right now
OUR DIABOLICAL SLUT PLAN HATH COMMENCED!
All I can taste is Pickle Juice and Cocaine.
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