Whiskey dick.
Yea dude! Love it. Hate it. Have it.
Everyday of my life.
i was drunk at family dinner telling about my gay brothers sex ads on criags list
i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
she had condoms in her med. cabinet - magnums -I don't think I'm tall enough for this ride
Your brother just informed me that half a mouthful is a unit of measurement. I love talking to members of your family.
I just texted him to come over because I want to see if his hand fits the handprint bruise on my ass.....I feel like the cinderella of S&M
I changed the background on my phone to a picture of you so whenever I go to look at porn or text another girl I'll have second thoughts
Am I supposed to find that romantic?
He just sent me a picture of me icing a cake with a butcher knife topless.
Yeah got a self inflicted broken nose.
We are going all out this weekend. My liver is already smiling.
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
I'm making mistakes. Coming up with girl now
I hate me. That girl was hiiiiideous.
How early is too early to start day drinking? Asking for a friend
About five minutes ago. You’re good now.
when I said eat the rich I didn't mean like that but here we are sucking that capitalist dick
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