Do you feel like you missed out a little from not getting crabs in college?
Just donated money to a kid for her softball team.
Obviously I'm trying to futher our next generation of lesbians. I may be hitting on her at the gay bar in ten years...
i just uploaded three hundred pictures and you had your shirt off in two hundred and ninety of them
the remaining ten - you weren't in
even if everyone didnt know them screaming eskimo brothers and high fiveing over my head kinda gave it away
she spent the whole night flailing her arms because "primates are the only species who can move their arms like that and we shouldn't waste it"
"Guy Time" translaed into 10 shots apiece and me waking up covered in my own blood.
I had to drink heavily last night because I needed to forget that you told me you want to blow my dad.
It's probably just the physical manifestation of slut karma. But i of course mean that in the kindest way possible because i love you and respect your choices
this weekend destroyed me...my brain feels like the curly fry at the bottom of the bag. GAhhh come save me
that's ecstasy for ya. now I'm kinda in the mood for jack in the box.
You're just horny.
Yea, and? I appreciate you as a person too if that helps.
I was having the most awesome dream about onion rings and you hit me and told me to stop touching you...WTF?
I just got a call from the front desk apparently one of my feiends was dropped off by a handicap bus passed out in a wheel chair unlv is goig down
I think this bruise on my arm is actually an impression of your face
I wore wrist and ankle weights while we had sex. Does that count as working out?
Come on kid, foreplay is elementary stuff. It's a vagina, not a sphinx.
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