Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
She forced me to throw up so it would "rejuvenate" me. It worked and then we took six more shots and did a keg stand. You know what I call that? Friendship.
I just dropped macaroni right down my cleavage. For the sake of our future, I'm really banking on this being a turn on for you.
they pretty much knew i was there to get drunk and fuck their daughter
No it was after you showed us his fraternaty letters shaven out of your pubes
Did you bedazzle the elevator?
I specifically found a fat girl to lift me up on her shoulders.\n\nIt was glorious.
I hope I bought a crossbow. Also I need to not drink that much
Just walked into a random hotel for the free breakfast. How was your night?
You got Broadway Drunk, dude. I haven't heard you sing "Music Of The Night" like that since the last time I was holding you up on the way to the subway at two in the morning.
Just watched two people have sex in the pool. Hope you enjoy your yeast infection courtesy of the comfort inn.
How's my sex life is me mastubating next to her dog. that's how it's going.
I have an important idea to tell you when I'm sober about a cat scratching my nose once and what it taught me. DONT LET ME FORGET.
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
Dad is wasting no time getting back out there. Just walked in on him and a Twin Peaks waitress in the hot tub
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