oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
So dude, she and I just got done having the most amazing sex, and then she rolled over and said that "lets make some tacos" and proceeded to the kitchen... naked... I'm buying the ring tomorrow
Even the French judge on the olympics would give that a 10
She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
To say he's a good fuck is like saying the beatles had a bit of success. My vag is still mourning the fact he moved.
He better not be in your backpack
Signs of a stoner: trying everything in your fridge topped with peanut butter to seek satisfaction.
I have so many plans for this weekend and sobriety is not invited.
Did you or did you not grab my boob while I was making out with the foreign kid?
Would it be inappropriate to send a friend request to the sheriff that fingerprinted me last night???
I will read books by day and do guys by night. A mental and physical enlightenment, if you will.
I'm about to eat a 2month old weed brownie I just found in my lax duffel bag. will you answer if I call you in like an hour and a half
I fucked R2D2 last night. I consider Star Wars day a success.
Would you like to get a drink then hook up or reverse order I don't really care. Hopefully you can keep this between us.
Been there. Done that. Still have his t-shirt.
100000% expect a picture of my ass in them
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