so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
My little sister just found a condom in her bag i borrowed... Happy fourteenth birthday.
One of the cleaning ladies on my floor just screamed from the bathroom
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
you have a cum towel under your bed, you're the definition of single
No fucking idea. Just paid for my chipotle in chocolate coins, though. Either there is a huge language barrier happening here, or my big boobs are finally paying off.
I think I just wrote a poem about your penis but it was totally unintentional.
So that 100 days of sobriety thing I told you about last week? Lasted all of 4 days. Fuck it, life's too short
I smell like thanksgiving dinner and bad decisions. Its not even thanksgiving yet.
There's a burrito next to my bed. Did you buy it for me or is the Chipotle fairy real? And why am I naked?
I'm just sitting here drunk and eating peas because my life sucks
I told ya. I'm super awesome at making things super awkward. I'm the Awkwardnator.
Haha I'M GOING TO MISS HIS PENIS SO MUCH. But not his bipolarness.
3.5 bazillion penises. So not that hard to find a new good one
I think I had sex with a seagull last night. The window is open and there a feathers everywhere.
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
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