just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
i've come to the conclusion that there is no classy way to apply chloroseptic spray to your butthole.
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
but what if he tries to talk dirty to me with the lisp?
Theres two guys using a blow up doll to hold their beers while they float around the pool
Im on my way, tell them to get ready for a high-five
Disregard that. She just puked into her boot and started screaming.
She started puking and I started running and I swear to god there was a wave of vomit chasing me down the stairs.
Drunk me forgot I'm not an 18yr old raver anymore. Adult me is now in pain.
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
Everyone was hooking up and I was just by myself rolling around in the grass at one point ... Which I am allergic to.
you taught an eight year old how to shotgun a half pint of chocolate milk, that's all i'm saying
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
i need to un-sleep with a few of those brothers before we ever go back to that house again. i'm serious. i will not be a fraternity groupie.
i would stab him if he didn't just tell me he is a priest
i just want to get drunk and cry and have sex with lots of men
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