We are surrounded by old people. Heavens waiting room for sure.
gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
Everyone knows that the fastest route to a corporate advancement is to take a shot in the mouth
ofcourse shes the first one pregnant. wasnt she the one who asked the middle school health teacher how many calories are in sperm?
how did you get vomit on both your shoulders. I mean think about it.
Well he's not a stripper, so we're already doing better than my last date.
This is just what we do. We meet guys, go back to their place, smoke all their weed & go home to compete in out own version of Cupcake Wars.
That amazing moment when the girl in the passenger seat decides to strip you while your driving.
Is a 'Dr. Willy Fister Gynecologist' costume appropriate for work?
The packers need to win more often, Andrew keeps drunk calling me and confessing his undying love for me in between puking and taking more shots.
Know your penis has been the topic of conversation over glasses of wine.
He had a cruise ship of a dick and I need to set sail on that ocean again
I went from swearing off of sex to planning a threesome. It's been a rollercoaster of a day.
Just because I also want a blowjob doesn't mean I don't want to just see you too.
Get your heels and tits on! I’m not wasting a Brazilian because his fucking kid ate paste or Legos and ruined an afternoon suite sex and room service
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