butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
You're a big dope. Life is about fighting for what you want, not accepting what you hate.
Why does tequilla always make you text me?
Pre-game strategy: play thunder by yourself in the shower. Surprisingly, success.
he just made me youtube cheetahs running and he thinks he is in a pool
thanks for waiting 12 hours to ask if I was in a ditch or not
She has a boyfriend. But if he's a decent human being he understands blowjobs don't count as cheating with her. Keeping those miracles to himself is a crime against humanity.
We're bowling witha frozen turkey in the hallway...ur missing out
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
What is she getting? Last time we talked her behavior was conducive to getting a tramp stamp on her face.
I think I might get 604 tattooed on my ass tonight...
I had no idea he had such passive aggressive animalistic tendencies. This is the human equivalent of peeing on someone.
Is it too early in the day to ask a nipple-related question?
You drunk? Cause I have a terrible idea...
Can we be gay Bert and Ernie for Halloween?
How do I sound like a lady while communicating the fact that I want his dick in my mouth?
Randomize
