She helped me organize my comics and then blew me. This is the one.
It's very clear that i'm the girl sweating out four lokos at 2 in the afternoon at the gym
I JUST MET THE GIANT MAN THAT WILL CARRY ME FROM PLACE TO PLACE
I wanna introduce you to my balls, Thunder and Lightning.
You know what the worst feeling in the world is? Sitting in your 6pm AA meeting still hungover from the night before
Honestly I don't even have room for feelings after that Taco Bell
I haven't had an orgasm since 2014. So you cam see why I'm having a bad year.
I'm so sexually frustrated I feel like I'm going to kill my turtle
I think it was a low point but honestly at this point I've had so many that my life is like a valley
I can't wait to get home and drunk cuddle your dog
I just wish the first erections of my life didn't take place at a dentists office but hey whatever I turned out alright
After last night I am convinced that you are the human embodiment of alcoholism and bad decisions.
Just an fyi, you also tried to wrangle a peacock last night.
Looking back, we probably shouldn't have chased alcohol with more alcohol
I put him in the supply closet, used the copy paper to build a fort around him and his wheelchair, then he fucked me in the fort.
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