I'm in the mood to be taken advantage of ;-)
She was lying in bed moaning while eating a Snickers and masturbating.
I have a very awkward question for you. Could you possibly take my black dildo. My mom wants to clean my room.
Getting blown during the Cavs game doesn't make it any less depressing.
A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
I cannot believe he got soft mid fuck. I just hope he bought that horrible impression you did of my dad. I love you though, you came in clutch tonight.
It was the least I could do after throwing up in your purse.
I think I should just accept my destiny that I'm going to be someone's second wife
My tits sealed my fate
It's stupid hot. I just want to be laying in a bathtub full of margaritas
I bet his dick wears a tuxedo.
Only I could get hit on by homophobic straight guys in a drag bar.
I'm just going to eat my milkshake, watch teen wolf, masturbate, and lament my inability to form meaningful relations with men who aren't gay
I knew you were super hungover. But so hungover you fire our house cleaner because her vacuums too loud is excessive
Day 10 and still no sign of rescue in my pants.
Sleeping with him wouldn't be considered hoeing out... It seems more like babysitting.
I don't know what to say to you.
I don't know what I said to you. Start with that.
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