Too bad it's not "confirm, ignore or not unless I've had 20+ beers"
All i remember was he was wearing billibong pants... well actually my mom found that out for me.
I just got while a charlie horse while orgasming...most confusing feeling ever...
do you realize that she was the awkward lesbian in high school and now bangs more girls than probably both of us combined?!
She's the drunk girl with the air-horn and sunflower seeds.
Sometimes I envy you, when I'm not praying for your soul.
This chic sharing the cab with me just started givin me head. I'll be an extra 5 minutes.
My nipple piercings are like the guardrails, that's why they feel so safe.
No one likes wet exercise unless it's vigorous sex in the shower
God if that man would just have sex with me every time I got mad life would be so much easier...
Just ignore the penis. It's won't bother you. I promise.
We were making fun of some people having sex on the beach, an hour later we were having sex on a golf course
So high I legit spent 20mins in the shower just holding my tits cuz they feel bigger than normal.
We could probably bang our way to enlightenment. However acid helps.
What does it mean when the bartender gives you 4 straws?
Randomize
