Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
And if not, hey- I've never had a restraining order before, so that will be cool
It could be our claim to fame
Done. I'll pack a cooler.
im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
Sunday Funday has been cancelled indefinitely, due to lack of self control of all parties involved.
Now I get the fucking shakes every time I hear I'm Sexy And I Know It. Thanks, Captain Morgan.
I'm going to fuck every single member of the men's olympic swimming team and no one is going to stop me
my friend thinks you're hot & wants to fuck you ps i'm my friend
Always wear a seatbelt when giving road head. I think I'm just going to tell people I don't remember how I got the fat lip.
tanning, a slurpee, and a cigarette. spa day college edition
He rubbed aloe on my sunburn while I blew him... could he be anymore perfect?
Sent him a nude and I forgot to crop out the Jesus picture in the background. The Catholic guilt is too real.
Then, even the devil himself would be scared of us. And we'd be bestfriends with Jesus. He would love us.
well we woke up in different beds than the ones we originally fell asleep in, you were butt naked, and your boyfriend was sleeping on a cot in the middle of the kitchen. that might be why he's mad.
let me just take this time to thank you again for buying pudding.
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