i think blowjobs on the first date are perfectly acceptable. as long as you dont go dick to mouth.
Anddd after the worst sex of my life, he said.."do you mind taking off the condom, tying it up, and throwing it at the door?" Weird.
Whoever decided putting Tom Seizmore and Heidi Fleiss together in rehab should win some kind of award.
Sex and the city 2 and twilight getting released in the same month. God hates mankind.
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
Nypd just made jon and hayes chug their forties.
You were jumping on the trampoline and screaming that you couldn't feel the fire.
the cab driver said that we weren't the worst shit show he'd ever seen, CHALLENGE ACCEPTED!!
I think we need to teach you what straight means again
I have visions of guys in cheetah costumes with suits over it pissing on a children how are you
Just got a 200 dollar safe, two jars, and a 500 pack of rubber bands.. This doesn't SCREAM drug dealer does it?
...you should fill the cart some more
He gave me my financial savings if I invested with him while I was giving him a bj.
How do I figure out the name of this sleeping naked guy in my bed?
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
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