it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
My teachers should feel privileged to see me this morning, after the amount of alcohol I consumed last night.
I went from a chick that didn't like to have sex to one that can't get enough of it. I can't believe I'm going to say this but at 27 I think I need a happy medium
I just had a brazillian performed by a hungarian named olga. Im pretty sure she was trying to rip out my soul. You owe me a million orgasms
I have reverted to folding laundry while watching porn. how much sadder can my life get?
Water park on acid. THIS NEEDS TO HAPPEN!!
I'm just going to lay in a blanket cocoon of self pity for the next few months.
I might have snap chatted him. So here's what I need you to do. Find him. Abduct him. Get his phone. View the chat so he can't. Then, buy him ice cream. He deserves ice cream.
Serio, who the fuck falls down coming offstage wearing nothing but pasties, a g-string, and a fake moustache, and now suddenly needs a tetanus shot. Me. That's who.
You were taking in your sleep. You were like Jess that's that animal we were talking about and you Hugged her feet
He jizzed all over my ID badge. HR is gonna be pissed...
he just exposed your dildo usage to the table.
Hey, how are you?
No. You're dead to me, you hamster stealing slutbag.
He told me he sees me like a sister then 10 mins later tried to make out with me.
Apparently I was so drunk last night I got stuck in the revolving door at the hotel. They have suveliance vidoes of it.
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