hey babe. i'll pick you up in my mom's car. with my mom. she has nothing to do tonight.
Earlier, I saw a homeless man that looked like Abe Lincoln, and I just saw a guy walk past wearing crocs and socks. I'm beginning to like this city less and less
is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
i'm lost and i look like a hooker
i feel like an archaelogyst. im pulling apart last weeks brownies to find the weed in them
There was a canoe full of alcohol. It was literally a boat load of fun
she used her one phone call to ask me about my day
her body is proportioned like a family guy character
I think I love you, but I may be biased because we had pirate sex.
I feel miserable and there's nutella all over my phone
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
I know he's not here, but I can still see him. I found some of my old stash and its good shit so its expected to see sunlight at night and scary llama men. Midgets or otherwise.
Dude my body has gone into shock from not eating frozen pizza and chips. I've been shitting like Richard Simmons after a night out of twerking in a corn field
But I do cardio so I don't get winded during sex really it's not like I'm trying to lose weight
You have such a talent for this
Friendship, or finding weed?
Yes
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