And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
Oh please. You given/recieved a handjob out in public. I think that shy ship has sailed.
sorry for making everyone realize you look like bruce jenner
You are forgiven. I sent you a picture of a pumpkin man as a gesture of reconciliation.
Oh and I ate all of your Cinnamon Toast Crunch. Consider it part of your reparation payment for accidental anal insertion. I may continue to collect payments until I am no longer sore.
Next time we include dessert condiments into our sex life we can fuck up my sheets. It's only fair.
Are you up yet? I really want to know if i tried sleeping in a field... i have the vaguest memory of trying to
ok thanks goodnight
Also before you go to bed i just have to get it out there that i really like macklemore as a person
Being on probation is a nice change of pace. It's refreshing to wake up and know what I did last night.
lol I'll trade you jello for a tampon
what a trade!
after stripping the bed and soaking it with the "pet spot remover" I have, I decided in the best interest of my mattress and our drunk friends bladders, i should invest in rubber sheets.
Don't do him, he's a Dolphins fan! A FUCKING DOLPHINS FAN!
Never thought I'd see the day when I got assless chaps in the mail, and yet here we are...
You asked me how red your eyes were... they were shut.
...i have a beer in one hand, and a chicken wing in the same. typical tuesday, right?
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